Nothin' like country:

Van Gogh

My girl done dumped me for a lesbian

So I got real crazy an' I bough me a gun

Then I jumped on a horse to go shootin for deer

But all I brought back was a piece o' my ear

(Yep, you guessed it) (Chorus)

I'm Van Gogh!!!!

I'm a tragedy show

Cuz when you gooo

I became a vany van-gogh

Then I drove my car to a tractor race

Where Snarly Joe punched me right in the face

The he took his tractor and smashed my car

And now I won't be goin to far

Cuz I'm Zan Gogh (Chorus)

Why does bad stuff always happen to me?

Sometimes I wish I was born a tree

But if my life wasn't goin' al wrong

I Couldn't have wrote this country song

(Chorus