Rut 5 - Robert George

Lyrics to be sung to "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana

I hopped out my car at BYU with a degree from Orem.
Welcome to the land of Zoobie bliss, fetch, am I gonna fit in?
Sat in my desk, here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the Apostolic line

This is all so crazy, everybody gettin' all married
Checkin' fingers and I'm feelin' kinda lovesick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when Mr. Cutri turned on the radio

And a conference talk was on
And a conference talk was on
And a conference talk was on

So I put my hand up, nobody's opposed
Relief Society all the way
Eatin' the jell-o like "yeah!"
Prayin' befo' class like "yeah!"

Got my hands up, nobody's opposed
"Climbing the Y is great"
Yeah! There's a party in the MOA
Yeah! There's a party in the MOA

Get to the church in my khaki slacks
Everybody lookin' at me now
Like "Who's that dude with the 5 o'clock"
His temple recommend's expired by now

So hard with all this righteousness around me
It's definitely not a UVU party
Cause I see all are proposals
I guess I never got the memo

Testimony's shakin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick
Too many Zoobies and I'm nervous
That's when the bishop turned on KBYU

And a devotional was on
And a devotional was on
And a devotional was on

So I put my hand up, nobody's opposed
Relief Society all the way
Eatin' some jell-o like "yeah!"
Prayin' befo' class like "yeah!"

Got my hands up, nobody's opposed
"Climbing the Y is great"
Yeah! There's a party in the MOA
Yeah! There's a party in the MOA

(It would probably go into a hardcore gangster rap section or a drug/caffeine influenced psychidelic bridge with lots and lots of profanity, but I'll save that for later)


The creative muscle that I used most was probably my deltoids, they are pretty sore right now. Also, my rhyming muscle hurts like way bad right now because I just made so many words rhyme.